HE'S MORE OF A PIRATE THAN YOU'LL EVER BELooks as though Mike Leach is set to become the new head coach at Miami. This is relevant because:
- We still have nightmares about him.
- Leach is the strangest person in college football today. By that, we mean he is significantly stranger than Houston Nutt, who as EDSBS has noted is crazier than a sack of rabid weasels. Two words: Pirate fetish. More evidence here (his MySpace page!). The question is, will he do the weather in Miami?
- Leach's departure would mean that Sonny Dykes becomes Tech's new HC. Dykes was set to take the offensive coordinator job at Arizona, where he would have installed the spread. Now, Mikey's gotta find a new guy, and quick.