STANFORD A 3 POINT UNDERDOG TO STAPHYLOCOCCUS
I've got an idea, Walt. How about getting a new fucking couch?
"We did some things yesterday with the couch, and we're trying to coach (the players) up better -- what they should wear and when should they go sit on the couch," Harris said. "In other words, you don't want to be coming in from practice and go plop on the couch when you're all sweaty.
You know, Cal football has been bad in my lifetime. Really bad. But we've never sunk to the point where our head coach has to "coach our players up" on how to clean themselves or where to sit down.